Up early this morning, I heard what I thought was a cow mooing nearby. Very nearby. Intrigued, I yanked on a pair of jeans over my jammies, hopped in the car and went to have a look in the direction of the moos. What I found? Deer. Now, I DO live in the country, but I have not yet seen any cows within a couple of miles of here. To the north: 10 foot tall corn field. To the south: a river and a highway. To the west and east: houses.
- Deer practicing cow imitation for the upcoming hunting season
2. There’s a cow hiding around here.